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A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.
"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"
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A nickname for your Water Pik when you use it as a bidet.
An example of a true miracle device is my trusty Ass Pik.
Verb: A phrase which means when you get your hands on someone, followed by what you're going to do to hurt them.
Prize Fighting Champion: "I'll tell you what, big guy. When I get that ass, I'm going to tear it up with my bare hands so thoroughly, nobody will be able to tell whether you were a human or a pile of food."
Used by students who are pumping out inordinate amounts of uni work.
A: I was up all night proof reading my 100,000 word essay.
B: Far out, that's some bulk-ass editing!
Study ass is a phenomenon that occurs when you've been studying for an extended period of time and your gooch and butthole stink.
This is problematic because the juices seep into your chair and ruins the cloth.
I've been studying all day for my functional anatomy final tomorrow, my chair reaks of study ass!