swamp basket

When your poop stacks up higher than the water in the toilet

I legit pooped a swamp basket today

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Flange Basket

The object inside a plug hole that catches left over bits of food.

Synonym for Dirty Vagina

"You´re such a flange basket!"

"I need to clean my flange basket"

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bottom of the basket

from the vanish advert in the uk: 'bottom of the basket toughness', means something is grimey

"scotts turdowns are from the bottom of the basket"

"jasons bike rides like its from the bottom of the basket"

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bunghole basket

When you store shit in your ass

I put a kilo of cochise in my bunghole basket.

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gift basket

when you blow ass and grab it in mid ayyyer then you throw it in someones face yelling GIFTBASKET GIFT BASKET BITCHESSSSS

fart while grabbing at your ass and grabbing ayyyer and throw it in someone's face then tell them GIFT BASKET GIFT BASKET FOR LIL JOHNNY...CHANGE NAME IF PREFERRED

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Easter Basket

Easter Basket - verb - Engl
-to stick it in her vajayjay
-other sexual jokes that don't really seem like decent jokes to Matt, but are good jokes according to Aimee

It was Easter weekend, and while all of his roommates were away, she came over and gave her an Easter Basket + :sexual hip thrusting movent at the air: ;-)

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fruit basket

A prank in which the prankster exposes his scrotum and places it against another person's kneck.

"Ben Affleck can get a little nutty around his buddy Kevin Smith. The 'Jersey Girl' director tells Maxim U.K. that during filming of the 2004 flop, Affleck used to pull a prank called a 'Fruit Basket.' Smith explains: 'I'd be sitting in the director's chair and I'd be watching a playback, and he'd stand behind me. Every once in a while I'd feel something on my neck. I'd be like, 'What the bleep was that?' And I'd turn around and he'd have his scrotum out and resting on my neck. I was like, 'What the bleep is wrong with you, dude?'' -- New York Post, June 10, 2005

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