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Horny male who relies on porn for sexual relief instead of actual females.
Al is such a porny bastard. If he lost some weight, he might get the real thing.
Someone who drinks way too much and usually fucks shit up
adam! Stop drinking you alcoholic bastard
1.) An absolute motherfucker. The worst kind of human being. The kind of person who would feed in your League of Legends games and date underage children.
2.) Lucas
Lucas you absolute Cumfuck Bastard
Someone who was prematurely birthed and was born under non-married parents. Or a massive cunt.
Gerald: Steve is a Turbo Bastard.
An extremely slippery type of person who has a way of being so unbearably stupid that you don't understand how they could possibly be a functioning human being.
This term can also be used as a unit of measurment.
John: What's a URL?
Me: What kind of a dumb bouncy bastard are you?
or unit of measurment:
Jimmy: how long do think this bridge is?
Tom: I'd say that it's about 69 bouncy bastards long.
The description given to Juu anytime he gives his Juusual response.
Forg returns
Forg: You Juubagel-Bastard, wheres the TPS report you said you put on my desk!
A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit
“Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”