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A Birthday deal is where a woman agrees to have sex with a man, but only once a year.. On his birthday.
"But what about the birthday deal?" Say's Matt
"Damn it! You've got me!" Says Kelly ann
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When a stripper at a bachelor party attaches on her nipples & vagina, a lit birthday candle, where then the bachelor has to blow them out.
A stripper at our hotel room had a bachelor blow out a birthday cake.
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when something really cool happens to you, it's your birthday
You aced the exam! Go shorty, it's your birthday.
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1. A term that certain lacrosse teams seem to think is funny to sing to a person
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.
2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.
Team: "Happy Birthday to you, Julie!"
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."
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A girl who will have sex with anyone
"Girl, you shouldn't be handing out cake like it's everybody's birthday. Don't be a birthday girl!"
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The first weekend after one's birthday when one has a birthday during the work week. This is the time when most activities planned for celebration occur.
I can't fucking wait until my birthday weekend so I can get drunk.
Oh shit! That's happening on my birthday weekend. Perfect excuse to go!
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Like a cream pie, except the woman is not on any birth control, so the cream pie turns into a birthday cake, ie: she gets pregnant.
Man: Oh man, i came in my girlfriend last night, and shes not on the pill!
Friend: Oh Dude! You gave her a birthday cake!
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