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A mystical creature, that no one has seen. It probably doesn’t exist. Saying a black dad exists, is like saying unicorns and leprechauns are real. It’s crazy!
Jamal: “ay man you eva see a black dad?”
Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”
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A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.
Son: Good Day Mom?
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
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When you have a black and mild cigar, you take out the tobacco, remove the "cancer paper", put the tobacco back in and you get a nice strong hitting black
Ian: Yo Jim, can you Champ a Black for me?
Jim: yea i got you, god knows i get it done in 30 seconds what flavor you got
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Blacking for gas, much like fracking for gas, where large industry apply great pressure to extract the earth's natural resources, "blacking" refers to the black man's attempt to apply great pressure using the sub machine gun to extract his rent money from the cashier
"shit Tyrrell, we ain't paid the rent on this place in two months"........." Bitch be quiet, it's cool am going blacking for gas'
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n. nickname of tarheel basketball player Harrison Barnes
The Black Falcon just dropped 40 on Clemson.
Did you see the Black Falcon's buzzer beater?
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A woman who marries a man for money, then kills him to inherit all that he has. She becomes a widow when he dies, and the black represents the dirty deed that she did.
Tom: Look at Michelle, dude! She's 25 and look how rich she is!
Daniel: I heard that she's a black widow, Tom, I wouldn't go near her!
Tom: What's a black widow?
Daniel: A woman who kills a man after marrying him for money.
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A high level arms dealer who is know to do business in Europe and Africa also has operations in New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Columbus, Shipments are marked by a Black rose gets the name from a black rose tattoo on his forearm know associates are the F4 a group of men with similar tattoos who are known by a number of names the leader him self is also known by the alias Treize Alexander Marquise to this day his true idintity is unknown.
1. Who are those guys do they work for the Black Rose?
2. Those illegal weapones came from the Black Rose.
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