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morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.
"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."
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The act of a male cracking a raw egg on the females ass hole then proceeding to anal sex
hey baby, i got some eggs
wanna swedish breakfast
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A geniune Breakfast of Champions (Here on reffered to as B.o.C) is an un-orthodox, usually unhealthy meal in the late morning/early afternoon. A typical breakfast could be bacon and eggs, toast, cereal etc whereas a B.o.C would be potato chips, coca-cola and your regular crappy food. It is reffered to as a B.o.C because it will set you up for the day to accomplish any given task fluently and at the adequate level of a CHAMPION.
Duder 1: Hey! The way you kicked that trash can was AMAZING! What have you eaten for breakfast??
Champion: Today bretheren, My morning meal consisted of half a pound of flour, three cans of Dr Pepper (Cherry) and enough pretzels to ensure I could kick any trash can with ease.
Duder 2: Wow! That is most definately a Breakfast of Champions !
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When a girl is passed out from drinking and a guy starts jacking off in the morning, jumps on the bed, shakes it to wake the girl up, and skeets all over her face.
After getting shitfaced the night before, Mary was passed out from drinking. Jack decided to surprise her by serving some breakfast in bed.
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a double dose of aspirin and water
i have a hangover, i need an english breakfast
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A sexual inneuendo for oral sex.
I'm really excited to have breakfast for dinner with Chloe.
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when someone snorts a line of cocaine anytime of the day or night, to start off their day, night, or to get a second wind to a long day or night
Example 1)
Kirk had a long day, we should sit down to a Miami Breakfast, so he will be fresh for tonight.
Example2)
Dustin: Why is Mike so energized this morning, after a long night?
Brett: Oh, He had a Miami Breakfast first thing this morning.
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