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When a grown person can't distinguish right from left, right becomes his/her retarded left.
"Which one is it?"
"The one on the left."
"This one?"
"No, that's your retarded left."
"Oh."
"You're such a retard."
"STFU, asshole."
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Someone who is politically left-wing. Example of left-wing ideas are as follows:
• Equality (Not to be confused with Equity) for all people in all walks of life.
• All religions and beliefs are welcome so long as they do not discriminate against others, offend others, or affect laws or the government.
• The government should not be affected by religion.
• The government should be large to protect equal rights for all people.
• Censorship is necessary to filter out ideas which are offensive to others.
• Minorities should be praised so as to balance power between groups of people.
• Religious freedom may be curtailed in order to provide genuine equality.
• Gay couples should be allowed to marry anywhere and in any way that a straight couple would.
• Abortion and contraception are necessary to maintain bodily autonomy.
• Access to healthcare, water, food, and shelter should be provided to all people by the government.
• The rich should be taxed highly and military spending should be cut to pay for social programs.
"Yeah, I'm a left-winger, and if you've got a problem with that, that's your problem."
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Slang term for a homosexual male, usually used as a polite reference to a gay rather than as a derogatory term
I began suspecting he was a left footer when I found his stash of homosexual porn
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Cause of left-handedness. Lost cause in the eyes of educators, all due to that fact that lazy parents did not take the time to beat their children into the right habit at the appropriate age.
"All the job requirements are fulfilled...yet due to the fact that you are left-handed, we cannot hire you at our company at this time."
"Left-handed is like being ass handed."
"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"
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When a persons got sinister(which is actually latin for left handed)motives, or is about to double crossyou.
I got a feelin that theres some left handed shit goin down here...
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A populist political movement with bigotry as it's cornerstone.
"No mate, I think all people should enjoy the same legal rights, regardless of their race, gender, or any other way you choose to classify. That's the basis of a a free and fair society. You're telling me the Political Left believes we should discriminate?"
"You racist sexist trans-homo-phobe!! That's racist because it denies racial inequality and cancels out people's race as their primary identity. It's sexist because it does not provide for special privileges equating to empowerment for women. It's trans and homo - phobic because it allows for freedom of association, and people may not want to associate with someone for whatever reason, including that they don't like the way their breath smells. And the person in question might be trans or homosexual!! Fascist!!
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A lefty commie liberal who takes their views and position so seriously and so violently that only the position itself is different from the mentality of a typical redneck...
I heard the left necks burned a bunch of SUVs last week...I think that car dealer is going to have to close up and go out of business.
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