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chance a jeep

chance a jeep

To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.

Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?

by chancedajeepandsurvived May 11, 2015


tata my chance

When you fucked up

Jerry I tata my chance with that girl when I asked her out

by Galatasaray21 July 31, 2023


Chance Erazo

A funny person who likes to destroy his computer and makes everyone laugh

that is my nigga Chance Erazo

by Tigedraglon10 February 3, 2024


Seventh-first chance

When you are constantly trying to have a chance with someone who has never given you a chance, despite how many times you have tried.

Mandy posted a status about how some people don't deserve a second chance because their are other people who are waiting for their first one. What Mandy fails to realize is there are quite a few guys in her yard trying to get a milkshake, and it sure isn't the first time they've been waiting for her shop to open. Infact chase is waiting for his seventh-first chance.

by Chasingwaterfalls November 5, 2013


3rd chance

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd Chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

John this is your 3rd chance in our relationship

by O. P. Paul March 17, 2020


3rd chance

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd Chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

John this is your 3rd chance in our relationship

by O. P. Paul March 17, 2020