clock -l

1) Unix system command that displays the clock with the long option; 2) Resolves to cock

Look at that stupid clock -l

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clue clock

verb: to catch by surprise with a really hard punch or hit, which usually leaves the recipient of the same word (used in noun form) dazed, confused or reeling, or in extreme cases, down or out for the count. The past tense form of the verb is generally representative of a single strike or blow, which effectively and convincingly takes the recipient down and/or out.

She didn't consider herself much of a fighter, but she waited in the dark room, just behind the door, with a cast iron skillet in hand, scared but ready to clue clock her uninvited guest across his forehead, if he proved crazy enough to continue following her around in her own home!

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Bosh Clock

A measure of personal best concerning the time it takes to ejaculate.

"I reached my bosh clock in 4 seconds."

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Clock Bitch

Low on weed

yo, can you hook me up, I'm clock bitch.

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bone clock

The total time you and your sexual partner did the deed

travis's bone clock time is roughly 2-3min while mikes's bone clock time is 1-2hours

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contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.

the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock

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Clock Spider

A spider that's...well, the size of a clock. Who is everyone so scared of it?

dj gs68 took the Clock Spider, stuffed it into a jar, and launched the jar into space.

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