Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.

I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!

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cotton wool parents

Metaphorical term for parents who overprotect their children. Everything is too dangerous for them, their children aren't allowed to participate in active sports or outdoor activities at all.

Camp Manager: You may want to have a word with Mdm. Lee, she checks on her son every 2 hours and that's against camp policy.
Camp Counsellor: Oh him.He's got cotton wool parents. I've had enough of those.
Camp Manager: Short of banning her from the campsite, is there anything else we could do?

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riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

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Cotton Mouth Killer

Soda with Lots of bubbles. Prefably Pepsi in a can and very cold. this works great! seriously, try it.

(the bubbles seem to make it go away)

im gonna get some Cotton Mouth Killer from the fridge, want any?

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chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.

Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.

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cotton candy blowjob

A cotton candy blowjob is one of a kind where a girl slurps another girls vaginal secretions into the mouth and then proceeds to vomit on the males genitals. Doing this creates the red color like cherry cotton candy mixed with semen creating the swirled effect in the sugary carnival treat that serves as a wonderful lubricant.

hey wanna have some fun?

how about a cotton candy blowjob?

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Pick My Cotton

This phrase stems from cotton fields that were tended by slaves.

Pick my cotton in other words means 'do me a favor' but is not a question, it has more of a 'do it' tone.

Usually the favor being asked is a simple physical favor such as turning off a light or plugging in cables.

Alternatively it can be used as 'I'll pick your cotton' which is used to say, 'Yes I will do you a favor, but I hate you.'

"Dude can you pick my cotton here?" Pointing at the TV and PS3.
"Fine..."

"Grab my coffee while you're in the kitchen."
"Fine, I'll pick your cotton. Bastard."

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