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A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...
Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????
Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
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Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.
'Dude, Gina isn't coming out tonight' 'What?! Gina is a fucking couche!'
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Hanging out on the couch, not doing anything productive.
Why don't you come over for a couch slouch on Saturday?
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the act of smoking a joint and or rolling a j.
Dude, the people in the other room are couching up a storm.
I couched on her stomach.
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An individual who starts a typical day at 12:30pm to 1pm, and before doing anything they rip from a bong. Many are men in their late teens to early 20s living at their parents house (without any desire to leave) and if they aren't taking college classes online they are taking a gap year (or three) before deciding to sack-up and go to college where they would have to socialize. They are most commonly known to smoke weed ALL day watching their favorite animated shows in the basement and only having enough money to make a run to Taco Bell or some other grease trap. The typical couch philosopher doesn't have a car and just walks everywhere or bums rides... if they do have a car the oil hasn't been changed for about 5 years. Their favorite activity is to sit on the couch all day coming up with as many reasons why weed is the best thing in the world, how society should just smoke up 24/7, how they love licking liberal taint, and how cigarettes are so much worse for you. What they don't realize is that weed made them an apathetic fuck....A "Couch Philosopher"
Person 1- Why don't you like going to Dave's house?
Person 2- I actually wanna do something with my life and I feel like his laziness is going to rub off on me...plus i don't wanna hear those couch philosophers lecture me on the advantages of weed all day and why i shouldn't smoke my cigs.
Person 1- Shit.... your right, Daves going nowhere in life
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an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person
YO, you're a stanky ass couch cracker!
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a person who is down on her luck (or just doesn't like living at her permanent residence), but has so many good friends that she will never be homeless because she can sleep on a different couch every night of the month
I am a professional couch hopper; hotel rooms are for amateurs or rich folk not poor college students with lots of amazing friends.
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