The Rorschach like shit stains left in ones underwear/panties after an (i.)inadequate cleansing of ones undercarriage. (ii.) Involuntary bowel evacuation. skid mark
Please soak undergarments with Spray and Wash(TM) prior to washing for all crotch art that is not gallery quality.
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another word for tampon
Hey, do any of you girls happen to have a crotch stick?
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Oily substance in the dark recess area between the scrotum and inner thigh, that has its own unique smell left on the hand after a scratch. Commonly referred to the residue left behind on clean surfaces when mouth-breathing imbeciles touch things they shouldn't. Same as crotch grease.
The yeti left some crotch oil fingerprints on the ceiling while simply changing the light bulbs.
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When a co-worker comes to your desk, while you are in the sitting position, and stands or positions themselves in such a way that you are at eye level with their crotch.
Inappropriate positioning of the genitalia at the office place so your face is level with someone's junk.
โI had a Crotch Meeting with Lynn today. She came to my cubicle and plopped herself on my desk! She decided to sit cross-legged right in front of my face. I didn't know how to speak to that. You know I couldn't keep eye contact. Thank god she was wearing pants! โ
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Odorous gasses emitted from between the loin region of the adult body.
Man! I have bad crotch gas from not taking a shower after the party last night!
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Sorry in was late for work boss, inwas at home slaying some crotch monster.
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The stuffing of the crotch with things (eg. socks, tissues) for the purpose of making a males groin appear larger.
OK, listening up everyone. Apu's brought up a delicate topic, that of crotch stuffing.
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