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A boy on a cruise who follows girls around until the cruise is over, and then gets their Instagram/Snapchat, and doesn’t stop trying to hit them up for the next week or so.
The girls friends are obsessed with cruise boy, who followed the girl around on a cruise for a whole week.
strapping an explosive device to a moderately sized mammal (preferably a llama) and dropping it out of an aircraft no higher than 30000ft
dont mess with me or ill launch my low-altitude cruise mammal at you
i have a low-altitude cruise mammal on my plane
i wish i had a low-altitude cruise mammal
Australian slang: drink driving
Always a classic
Her: why is your car outside?
Him: fuck, must have been piss cruising last night
A frequent participant to orgies on gay sex cruises that especially likes fruity or beach themed objects shoved up their rectum.
Carlos is a professional cruise ship passenger if you know what I mean? ;)
When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.
I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.
Whilst in the midst of fucking a Scandinavian prostitute and fully inserted she urinates on you
That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
Any action film starring Tom Cruise.
This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.