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body crumbs - a way of describing your dead skin cells, body crumbs are like bread crumbs but from your body.
i hate bathing in all of my body crumbs.
A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.
Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth
When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs
Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo
an assortment of various random objects, which are often useless or valueless; knick-knacks
Look at this cool pen I found while hunting for bread crumbs!
I took my metal detector out to the beach, but all I got were bread crumbs.
The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.
Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"
Synonym to "Simp". People that hover around, unconditionally defend or otherwise act in an overly submissive way towards women, in an attempt to obtain the smallest level of approval, usually with the delusion of forming a sexual relationship with said female. Derived from the phrase "Hunting for a crumb of pussy".
Man 1: "Bethany always has her army of dudes following her around, sniffing around for even a crumb of that pussy."
Man 2: "What a bunch of Crumb Hunters. Fucking embarrassing."