When you cum on your sister-cousin’s titties
I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night
When you take a fat shit on your significant other , then splooge directly on top of the poop creating a yummy glazed no-bake.
"Yo I heard Ty gave Sandy a Greensboro cupcake, and she gobbled it up"
When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.
The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.
An innocent character is turned evil purely because of their innocence. The name comes from the "Cupcakes" fan fiction from the My Little Pony fandom
The "Cupcakes" fanfic is an example of the Cupcake Phenomenon
The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.
Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!
Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:
1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).
2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.
3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.
My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.
A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.
- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"
- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."
My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.