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Her-nán
A Castilian word used to describe an almost mythical godlike martial artist that hails from the northern regions of Baja Mexico and the Sea of Cortes. Very little is known of this man/myth said to be half Apache and half Mexican. The little that is known comes from first hand accounts and fabled stories. The form of his martial art is not known, what is known is that this form of martial arts is so brutal and dangerous that only a hand full of practitioners have survived the training. In 1997 an eye witness account states a man fighting a raging bull with his bare hands and pummeling the bull into submission. The witness went on record and stated to have visited what is believed to be the legendary training facility known as El Malecon. Three days after this account the witness mysteriously disappeared.
If you are a bad person El Hernan will get you in the night!
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Nickname in the Spanish language bestowed on president Trump for his tendency to pucker his lips.
¿Como les va con El Trompas?
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A Mexican male who commonly stalks parks and high schools for prey.
"There is a El Foopacabra who stalks around here."
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Quite simply the best taqueria in all of Mexico, El Califa is the place you go at 3 am with some Mexican friends after dancing all night at an antro.
me- Oye wey, vamos por unos tacos? (Hey man, wanna go for some tacos?)
juan- Jalo, pero solo si vamos a El Califa. (Sure, but only if we go to El Califa)
me- Obvio, si es el mejor. (Obviously, it's the best one)
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The man, the meme, the legend who's part of the mustachio bros
Welcome back to the Mustachio Bros, El Samo!
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The biggest most mexican scab on the earth, the one who takes your last cigarette, drinks your last beer or drives your car with the petrol light on...
The guy who never buys fish and chips, the guy who never shouts anyone a sesh, A.k.a El Moocho
El Moocho: Hey man, I got a mean as craving for a cigarette man, do you have one?
Tom: Dude, you just went through my pack and know I have one lucky left... you fucking scab
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