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An amazing place to party if you're looking for an awful time. You're not getting laid from any girls that show up if you don't have a razor or a truck that's beat to shit. Not to mention that most of the girls that show up there are still in High School. Average age of men that arrive are 19-22. Average age of woman that arrive are 15-18. The young girls are always up for a good and sexual time if you provide alcohol and a ride in your razor. You may think their fires are made out of firewood? Nope, their fires are made out of used tires. In this case, if you've been to any field parties at fairs, you should probably get a CT scan the following month to see if you have lung cancer. Locals may show up and either stab or shoot you. If your bored and that's your type of crowd, get out there!
Hey what are you up to tonight man?
Nothing, I might go to fair's field party?
Don't go unless you have a razor or a taste in underage woman...
uhhh I'm good, It doesn't sound like a very good time...
That's what I thought, let that cesspool have fun!
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The Drunken Irish pronunciation of “For Fucks Sake”
Person: Fair Fox Ache Lad, gent me another pint
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While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.
That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.
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a synonym for mullet. a hairdo most often seen at any of the numerous midwestern state fairs by individuals in barbeque stained wifebeaters, carrying a nine dollar 12 ounce beer in one hand and a grilled turkey leg in the other.
why do you want to go to the midway? all the three-toothed carneys are there sporting their fair doos.
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A girlfriend that is only used when the boy is alone or needing sexual pleasure
Marc: "Urgh i need my girlfriend, im alone"
Guy: "Wow, shes definitely a fair weather girlfriend"
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When a girl puts your testicles in her mouth and attempts to speak the proper Queen's English (e.g., "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain).
My Fair Lady: To improve her diction, Angela gives a "May Fair Lady" to Eric each evening.
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There are no rules in this bitch. If you get scammed, don't complain. You got lied to? Cry me a lake. This is a cruel world. Don't expect others to be honorable or just. Take advantage of weakness. Always stay one step ahead and get yours by any means.
"Fuck a fair one, I get mine the fast way. Ski mask way, nigga, ransom notes"
"Fuck a fair one. You know?"
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