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Farm Mitzva

When a jewbilly turns 13, he has a Farm Mitzva.

Aaron just sprung his first pube, and to make matters worse, his parents made him go through a Farm Mitzva. EE-I-EE-I-OY.

by backotruck March 22, 2012


Dream Farming

The process whereby a DARPA employee plants words and phrases into a person’s subconscious. In a trial and error method of producing dreams when the subject is asleep. Also used as a form of interrogation.

The PHD Psychiatrist, with a Department of Defense Research Grant, spoke into the microphone directly into the the unknowing subject subconscious. Dream Farming for an answer to a question that they couldn’t ask in person. Violating the subject’s Constitutional Rights without him knowing it.

by theBlackSheep June 06, 2023


Monkey Farm

A crazy ass place that is filled with people who do nothing but screech and jerk off, often controlled by a tyrannical douche bag named Captain Henry Rhodes

IM RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM FRANKENSTEIN!
AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY TIME!!!

by The real Sid Vicious January 11, 2020


taxi farm

A large group of Asian girls on a dance floor.

My fantasies about Asian girls were jeopardized once I gazed upon the taxi farm formed on the dance floor.

by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013


Puppy farm

A breeder who is not a Domestic Animal Business.

These dogs can be born and raised in horrible conditions. Living on top of each other without proper vet care. These breeders can often have sick puppies without any health guarantee. Buyers can be left with huge vet bills and with the breeder nowhere to be found.

Even a breeder who may have a nice website could be a puppy farm if they are not a Domestic Animal Business.

I would never get my puppy from a puppy farm!

by The truth of the word May 12, 2020


Dairy Farm

Sweat shops comprised of rows of women hooked up to breast pumps to produce breast milk for body builders in the early 90s.

Joshua: Hey Mike, did you swing by the Dairy Farm?

Mike: Hell yeah brah. I got the breast milk. Will you spot my bench?

Joshua: Totally bro.

by MattSicko November 17, 2020


culinary farm

A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.

They run a culinary farm: they don't sell at market, only to restaurants.

by king dáin April 15, 2013