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best denfense mechanism against innocent bystanders when you are trying to get thru huge crowds of people or if you are trying to get thru long lines of people. Just eat a shit load of gaseous food the night before and when opportunity knocks please answer and for the sake of humanity let er rip.
Booom!*someone emmiting a toxic fart* Oh dude, what was that? Who shit? Man let's get out of here. *people start running away* Mission accomplished. Oh what fun it is to let out some ol'toxic farts.
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Did you see that crazy bitch twerking at the mall the other day? Yeah man that was so Emilia Fart.
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To me a suicide fart is the big giant fart you accidentally let out right before you sit down on the toilet, knowing that you have to sit down and put your nose right in the nucleus of the stench. This happens just after you pull down your pants, and right before you sit down, usually when you are frantically trying to line the toilet seat, and you are contemplating sitting on the toilet bare assed because you're about to crap on the floor. Trapped there on the toilet with your pants around your ankles there is nowhere to go and it smells so bad you almost die.
Damn dude, I couldn't get the string untied on my sweat pants and I almost shit my pants and right as I was sitting down I bombed myself with an egg suicide fart
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A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.
{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!
to talk a load of hot air, garbage etc
idiot 1: "I'm the boy blud...me aint no wasteman"
idiot 2: "yeh whatever, your chattin fart mate"
The most devastating and offensive insult you can possibly say to someone. Only usable for worst case scenarios
Random person: *Fucks my girlfriend*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*
When you force a fart out so hard that it causes a sharp pain in your asshole, as if the fart were made of thumb-tacks.
I tried to push out a fart really quickly to impress my friends. It turned out to be a needle fart, and I thought my ass was bleeding.
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