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Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.
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a state of crazy hunger. You are so hungry that you feel like you would go crazy. Only thing you can think about is to eat.
Are you starving?" "yes, I got a flat stomach.
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A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
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When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.
"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"
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A pussy without any discernible lips whatsoever.
That chick has got flat boobs, flat ass, I bet she has flat pussy too.
1. Someone who made one thing they enjoy their entire personality
2. Someone with nothing really unique or outstanding about them.
3. This is another form of `basic`.
Did you see that girl over there?
Yeah she is nothing but a flat stack
The instance when a person who doesn't mean to be a dick becomes a bonafide dick.
You're acting like an ikea flat.