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When two lesbians cum while scissoring and they both have the diarrhea squirts.
Yo I walked in on Stacy and Veronica and they were doing the Alabama fountain!
When you have diarrhea and it won’t stop
“Taco bell just gave me an unlimited chocolate fountain”
Where you put your back up the wall, lay on the floor, and ejaculate in your own mouth.
“Hey bro, have you tried the Greek fountain yet?”
a sex move where the sub suspends from the ceiling upside down with their legs spread while the dom pours skyline chili into their ass and let it marinate it until the dom says its ok it let it out and the sub begins to shart it out. it can also be used in the vagina but the infections go crazy 💀🤘‼
dom: baby boy dont you DARE poop it out. or daddy is going to punish you
sub: mmm~ but i cant hold it!!! please master let me poop!
*BLAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
dom:...
sub: im sowwy master...
dom: hey, lets ask our viewers on how to punish this brat who decided to break the laws of the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension!
chat: *goes nuts*
Fountaining is when you engage in oral sex with someone that has had a Tracheotomy in reverse. You insert your penis in the neck hole and maneuver it to come out through the mouth when you ejaculate causing a fountain effect.
I met Sally at the bar after her Trach surgery and I gave her a fountaining.
Mountain Dew that comes from soft drink machines
"Bro you got the Fountain Dew?"
"Yeah, soft drink machine Mountain Dew rocks!"
It’s a legend only spoken of by the holy spirits it’s about a fountain that it shaped like a dick and it’s located in a colosseum in Rome and it shoots white water out and removes your sins
My unholy sins were forgiven thanks to The ultimate cock fountain