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A wonderful and delightful way to start the day is by greeting your loved ones with the phrase ‘Good morning Dan Francisco’. It will always brighten the mood and boost the happiness of any person named Dan ;)
‘Good morning Dan Francisco’
When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises
Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.
When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man’s legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
A beer and a shot ordered in jest,but only ordered by assholes.
Why hello there I’ll have a skip hop San Francisco bop please
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A bay area drink ordered in jest. Bartender’s choice. Preferably something putrid.
Why hello there, I’ll have a Skip Hop San Francisco Bop please
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When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.
Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!
When someone defecates into the rectum of another person.
While Dave was laying upside down in the floor with his butt cheeks spread open, he told me to give him a San Francisco Snicker Swap