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1. (noun) A person who sticks by you every step of the way, or someone you like talking to online or in person.
Ex: This is my friend, Nancy!
2. (verb) To send someone a request on a website or chat room to be their online friend.
Ex: I'm going to send this person a friend request.
Person: This is my friend Katherine.
Person2: nice-
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Liars who make you feel better, then degrade you like you're shit
Hey, meet my new awesome friends. Oh wait, then just trashed my car.
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Me after sex- I like you now
Friend after sex- no, don’t
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A special thing that I do not have
I'm so lonely because I don't have any friends
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A person that you hang out with 24/7 a person that cancels other plans with other people for you even if it’s pretty their own wedding or if it’s just to eat cereal, or anything like that at all.
My friend cancelled their wedding to let me take a shower in their house because I’m to lazy to pay my water bill.
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A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.
Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.
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