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Great Neck is a town that Persians have, in the last 20 years, completely invaded. Instead being inhabited by normal, American Jews, Great Neck is now the home of thousands of Persians who feel the need to NEVER shave the bushes of hair they and their moms have had since birth. Every Persian in Great Neck also has a dying sensation to marry their own cousins. Each slutty girl in Great Neck, whether she's a normal Jew or a Persian, feels the need to flaunt what they don't have in Juicy outfits and $14,000 handbags. Where do Persians get this kind of money? Well, they claim to each "sell rugs". However, WHERE DO THEY GET THE MONEY TO BUY 16,000,000 DOLLAR HOMES is still a question left unanswered. Most likely, the Persians all roll drugs into their rugs and sell them in the black, hairy market. Maybe, they'll all get thrown in jail with a damn razor.... who knows?
Hairy Joon Joon in Great Neck: My dad owns 8 acres of land in Iran
SexySkinnyMan and Mindle: What does you're dad do?
Hairy Joon Joon in Geat Neck: <_< >_>
Hairy Joon Joon in Great Neck: ....He sells furniture
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Sam Winchester was a great fuck, but I'm pretty sure that I'm going to die because I had sex with him.
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to be a male and agree to have a threesome with a girl and another guy
Dude last night i great compromised and it was kinda weird.
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The two GREATEST things to come from Britain? America and the Beatles.
i love you awesome british people!
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A fat ass with a dead mom who loves pudding.
lol, you fag, you're such a "the great ez!!"
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Also known as the elcetric city. An extremly non diverse town in Montana full of crappy rundown casinos. A place where big business is nonexistent but trout is abundant. Includes more than your daily recommended ammount of cool cowboys and small minded pricks.
If by great they meant shitty then Great Falls is the greatest.
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someone who you admire a lot, not for looks, etc, but for their personality and what they do,
generally someone who has a good social, sex, and online life, and with a good reputation, you might think they're a hidden serial killer, buts thats the only goody two shoes shits, if theres homework the teacher forgot, they will probably shut the fuck up.
Rebecca: Did you see Adam?
Tiffany: You have a boyfriend!
Rebecca: No! He's just a great person, I don't love him!
Tiffany: Oh, sorry, he does seem like he actually contributes good to the capitalist hellhole we live in.
Rebecca: What?
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