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To be given somthing for free or at a discount usuly by a Homie.
Background from , hook me up to the obvious been hooked-up
Ive been hooked-up like a tow truck
by my buddy @ Budwiser.
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the act of stickin your finger inside the pee hole of a man's penis with the hopes that it will make a poppin sound
hey, hey you i really want a jutton hook!
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noun meaning to get your snog game on
Chris classi got his hook jones on the other night. He's a jones legend.
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derogatory term for someone who is acting in an annoying or stupid manner. Twice as effective as just calling someone a cunt.
Get out of the way, cunt hooks!
You fucking cunt hook.
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1. A symptom of a disease called Redhooker's Disease in which a man's penis bends in more than a 90 degree angle.
2. A person from Red Hook, New York.
Many have noted that the first and second terminology frequently overlap eachother, as people from Red Hook have ritual for when baby boys are born. Like circumsision, the boys have their penises physically altered when they are in their young malleable states. Though unlike circumcision, the penis is held between two bricks for over 48 hours, which make the boys have a penis that is generally more acute than that of a right angle. It is also supposedly derived that the name Red Hook comes from this ritual which began in the 1600's. Red Hooking (the art of bending your penis) is also somewhat a rite of passage. There's an old saying in Red Hook that implies that the penis must be more than 90 degrees curved upward. If the angle doesn't reach the numbers of 90 degrees, the boy will continue putting bricks on his penis until this happens (though many are excommunicated from Red Hook because once a penis has formed in the normal fashion, it is difficult to alter its shape.)
Doctor's of other cities were stumped when they came upon a child whose penis was extremely curved and red. The doctors later found out that this was the doing of an ritual that is held in Red Hook New York.
This is a simulated dialogue that frequently occurs for those who leave Red Hook.
Male#1: "Hey you came back?"
Male#2: "Yeah."
Male#1: "Why so soon? College wasn't finished was it?"
Male#2: "No but, all the guys made fun of me for my overly curved penis and I could never get with any girl..."
Male#1: "Don't worry, it happens to the best of us. Atleast we love curved penises here in Red Hook!"
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A slang term from cops meaning arresting someone. Hook is handcuffing someone and book is booking them in jail.
Paul: I got pulled over for my 5th speeding ticket this morning.
Mike: Damn, Dude! I'm surprised the cop didn't hook and book you right there.
Paul: Man I wouldn't survive in prison.
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When a man's boner bends to one direction, resembling a 'J'
Johnny's j-hook bends far to the right.
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