Do I look like a fat ass?

Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.

Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.

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I feel like coupa de li

I feel like coupa de li - a phrase commonly used at events where one may feel hyper or feel the need to annoy their best friends while walking around for 3 hours

There’s the boys ! I feel like coupa de li

Do i look like your Daddy?

It's used when you have zero tolerance for other people's fakeness or when they throw tantrums in front of you believing you will bow down. It can also be used when anyone bullies you.

This phrase comes out from a vine video.

X- do my homework. I have this new movie that i want to see.
Y- do i look like your Daddy? Do you own homework douche.

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I don't roll like that

I am not a homosexual. I love women, not men

Hold on my dude, I don't roll like that.

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like i said

when mrs criasa say some he usally say u know like i said and again

u knwo like i sadi alright

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i don't play like that

Not sure what it means but it sounds cool to say. Mostly the same meaning as "I don't play", "i don't play games" or "I'm not joking I'm serious so don't mess with me".

I first heard it from Stevie Emerson on YouTube.

"Don't fuck with me. I'm telling you I don't play like that."

Just like I drew it

A common term for when you do things exactly as you previously predicted through drawing. If you hang out near a steam or a natural setting, this is perfect.

“Wow, that mirror thing worked awesome!”
(Turn to camera, suddenly wearing glasses) “Just like I drew it.”