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Controlled Release

Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.

Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.

by slamjackson.com June 17, 2013

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grandparental controls

Parental controls help protect children from viewing content that portrays egregious violence, sex and foul language. Grandparental controls protect our elderly from being brainwashed by Fox News.

My grandma is convinced Mexicans are invading our country. I need to setup some grandparental controls.

by Garrick Mills July 27, 2020

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Gun control

Something that doesn’t exists in America

German: u heard about gun control?
American: no❀️

by Shreklynn January 20, 2021

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Controller Player

N; Someone who jumps into everyone's box

Fucking braindead controller player just jumped into my box smh

by dsdfdsd May 17, 2021

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Pest Control

A systemic effort to rid a neighborhood of undesirables such as the homeless, the poor black or brown people, Jews Asians, artists, musicians, children dogs, birds, butterflies or hedgehogs.

Usually accomplished via a new law, rule or corporate practice which has some ridiculous alleged purpose, whilst actually seeking some nefarious purpose.

The Old Town neighborhood seems to be undergoing a program of pest control. I just heard Julia and her kids were forced out when their apartment lease was not renewed.

by Pinkie_Flamingo April 5, 2022

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remote control

he is vv ugly and is annoying. he is very awks when he talks to his crush, reyny beyny!! UwU. he is a volley ball. his nickname is tv. he smells like farts whaaaaaat

"a remote control can open a tv"
"remote control is very annoying"

by reynybeyny November 23, 2022

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Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.

Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"

by high5er5 January 15, 2012

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