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Jerry Seinfelding: - A Very Annoying Person - the act of one Jewing around about useless shit that will not make a difference Ex. Prices of something/The act of another person/, Complaining about something for no apparent reason yet not making your point clear Ex. Complaining about something so ridiculous, it gets annoying and you want to punch the person in the mouth, Arguing uncontrollably about someones stance, skin color, Price compared to another Price, A specific way someone says a word and or The price of the Chinese food you order all the time.
Mom: Alright if you want to ride your bike you have to wear a helmet.
Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.
Mom: Then you can't go out.
Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.
Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull
Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.
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-performing cunnilingus regardless of your partners personal hygene.
-blind folded muff diving.
She wanted me to go down on her right after her track meet, so I had to pull a "mungo jerry".
To hell with the hair curds, I'm doing a mugo jerry.
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To callously disregard the hunger needs of coworkers by egregiously delaying the time at which your group leaves for lunch.
I was starving- hadn't eaten all day and was waiting for my friend so we could grab some lunch. We agreed to leave at 1 but he pulled a Big Jerry on me and we didn't leave til 230.
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A band best known for their 1970 hit "In the Summertime."
It's finally the summer - let's play some Mungo Jerry!
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A penis fart common in old men and related to the queif
That flat jerry hurt a little
i just flat jerried
dude, do you smell that flat jerry
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A hot alcoholic drink made from hot coffee, beaten eggs, rum, sugar and brandy. It was popular before prohibition. Mentioned in "Dancing Dan's Christmas" by Damon Runyan. You can sometimes find peach Fireking Tom and Jerry sets with a big mixing bowl that says "Tom and Jerry" and matching cups. Santa mugs are nice for serving Tom and Jerry, too.
This hot Tom and Jerry is an old time drink that is once used by one and all in this country to celebrate Christmas with, and in fact it is once so popular that many people think Christmas is invented only to furnish an excuse for hot Tom and Jerry, although of course this is by no means true.
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A drink, with red bull, vodka and a splash of Cranberry (the dirt)
Gimme a Dirty Jerry, easy on the dirt!
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