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I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.
Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."
to waste a salesperson's time with no real intent of buying.
Alvin spent 2 hours looking at every Miata on the lot, but finally left empty-handed, which was no surprise to the armenian salesman, he knew when Alvin walked in that he was in for a jimmy jack.
The act of becoming so inebriated that one loses all sense of girl selection and thus ends up hooking up with a female person of less than average attractiveness.
"You see that ugly chick sitting in the corner eating the turnip pudding? You were pulling a jimmy with her last night!"
To fix something regardless of how it looks or how long it lasts. Using any materials that are available to you in a creative way to make something work.
Using rubber bands to hold your steering wheel in place, because you lost the bolts that are supposed to hold it.
A savage ass Nigga cool asf and gets hella girls
Jamal is one slim Jimmy (#732)
When a condom aka a Jimmy falls off during sex and is never found.
So we are going hard and all of the sudden my Jimmy cone turned into a Jimmy Hoffa.
Hottest boy with the highest voice. Could probably be the world's best Opera Singer.
I wanna see jimmy urine's foot photos... oh I bet his feet are so hot... mmmmhhhmm....