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ME I AM THE JUAN NOT YOU JUAN ME JUAN
I love you and I think I am the juan.
your are the juan
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-Known for having a chode and likes big dick up the ass. Usually has curly hair.
Juan De Dios has a small dick.
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Woman of Humongous proportions
Tom: Wow, look at the size of that Ass, thats the biggest Ghetto Booty I have ever seen!
Fred:Oh yea, thats Don Juans Mum
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1. Former pimp, now ordained preacher and religious advisor to Snoop Dogg
2. That guy in the green hat from Old School
Q.) Hey, is that Bishop Don Magic Juan over there with them tricky-ass bitches?
A.) Hell yes it is; that guy is a total pimp!
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Often used by latinos and mexican-americans to describe something magnificently surprising . It is the combination of a Saint John (San Juan), which is used to describe something magnificent, and a Saint Peter (San Pedro), which is used to desbribe something surprising.
It is also used as a noun.
Juan Pedro is a XXI century, famous mexican paintor, reknowned for his collection of Indian nudes.
That tattoo you got of the Virgin Mary is a total San Juan Pedro.
He's such a San Juan Pedro.
We studied over 30 golden ratios used by Juan Pedro in his painting "The discovery of Lupita".
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A guy who is socially retarded and has no game when it comes to chatting with and picking up girls in bars, clubs, etc. However, online he has some sick game when it comes to the ladies as he is picking up girls on facebook, myspace, aol chatrooms, etc. Online he turns into a predator.
Josh is a Don Juan Dot Com.
Greg: Dude, you meet or talk to any ladies when you went out last night?
Josh: Nah man, I just freeze up or get too shy....but I met another chick from myspace last night. She's hot and she's coming over tomorrow night.
Greg: Dude, you are a Don Juan Dot Com!
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