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National suck your own dick day
John: "July 4th is in two days!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"
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Treat your girlfriend with lots of love!!! If she isn’t your girlfriend then what are you waiting for!! GO GET HER
Cooper: “Hey will you go out with me”... gives Makenzie a note explaining how much he loves and cares for her
Makenzie: “ Awww!! Yes”
(July 18)
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National "I'm a hoe day." This is the day where we admit to being hoes because it honestly doesn't matter. Its my body and I can do what I want with it, I shouldn't be shamed for it.
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the band one direction is a year older
forever the best band in worlds history
we miss you. #july23 #onedirection
july 23 is the day one direction became a band.
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Best boys were born on this day
Boy 1- when’s yo birthday
Me- July 23
Boy 1- you’re the best boy
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National suck dick and fuck day
Aye girl you know it’s fuck day and suck dick day.on July 27
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July 13 is National wife/Girlfriend day.
“Woah, go give your wifey a hug! It’s July 13!
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