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1. On a pirate ship, a sex slave made to sit on a wooden knob to keep the rectum stretched.
2. One displaying these characteristics.
Yarrrrrr! Walk the plank, knob boy!
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A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!
Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.
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A person who is of great inconvenience and speaks a load of shit.
Thanks for that you f*$%"£% knob cake. What a load of shit
Place your knob inside a vice, make small but painful paper cuts along the head.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.
Marcus and Dave were bored and decided to try Knob the Builder.
The inadvertent brushing of one's knob against another person (male or female).
Oh, man, I accidentally knob-grazed that granny as I got off the bus.
The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather
Bro that knob cheese is super rank
Yesterday’s mascara after not being removed and then supplemented with today’s; blinking during fellatio causing a wafting sensation.
Got a right knob wafter off Tracy last night