Late 20’s

A time in your life that starts at 28.

Damn I’m 28 so I’m officially just now in my late 20’s but I wasn’t at 27 cuz I was in my mid-twenties.

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Late night comedy

Noun: The Netflix equivalent of porn.

Teenager: Mom can I watch a late night comedy tonight
Mom: No there’s too many sexual scenes
Teenager: DDD:

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lately you have

Another one of the sentences of doom. Usually said by your boss after you swiped too many xerox copies or pens from the office, or by your parents when your report card/behavior is not up to snuff.

"Lately you have been throwing pencils in the asbestos ceiling tiles at school. The police are going to investigate this as a death threat. We need to talk!"

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Hershey's Fuck-o-late

The act of putting a Hershey's chocolate bar on one's genital and having sex until it melts and covers both the partner's genitals, at which point both partners lick the molten chocolate off one another's genitals until they are clean again.

I pulled the Hershey's Fuck-o-late with her last night and it was delicious!

Stay out late drinking

Drinking in pubs and clubs late into the night and into the morning.

Cosmo: "Hey Matt we should Stay out late drinking."
Matt: "Can't do that any more bro, I have to go home and look after my baby"

LNG (Late Night Gaming)

LNG or Late Night Gaming refers to when friends get together at a late hour to get some gaming in. Console or Pc gaming to be exact. This is something your boys say when they can’t get on during the daylight and want to sneak game when others are asleep

LNG (Late Night Gaming)
If you can’t play now getting on later for late night gaming would be more convenient.
Yo let’s get on later for LNG.

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Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.