The vigina hairs of a woman
Also a way to make fun of slutty Mexicans
the grass in you front lawn is so nice
Jesus you spend more time mowing her lawn than all your jobs combined
To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.
Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?
Person 2: …
Person 3: Bro speak
Person 2: …
Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN
Someone that moans loud enough during sex that they can be heard outside the house.
You were a Lawn Moaner last night. The neighbors probably heard you.
Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.
Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!
See her? I mow the lawn with her
When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.
Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"
An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10
*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.
: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower