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A common term used to describe a bunch of brainwashed faggots who think that they're better than the rest of the branches, while in reality they have inferior training, technology, and intelligence. They claim to be brave but yet only their special ops personnel have the balls to jump out of airplanes, while in the Army thousands of soldiers go to jump school every year.
They claim that their basic training is tough, but yet their drill sergeants don't curse and they have chicks trained at the same location, just like Army pogues. Only their Infantrymen are worthy of respect. All of their pogues who sit behind a computer or change tires all day claim to be trained in infantry tactics, yet I'm sure that none of them know how to set up a hasty ambush, do a squad attack(aka battle drill 1A, the basic battle drill that every infantryman has memorized), call for fire, estimate range, or ruck march for miles on end with a 60 pound ruck on their back. But they know all that infantry stuff CUZ THEY WENT TO BOOT CAMP IT WAZ HARDCORE OORAH! lol. They don't know the true misery standing up for the 10 minute warning on a C130 with more than 100 pounds hanging in front of your knees, then jumping out and doing a 10 day field problem out in the middle of nowhere, living out of a patrol base and sleeping for less than two hours a night.
To sum it up: Huge ego as a result of brainwashing, but little in the way of intelligence or combat skills.
Joe: Dude, this stupid marine corps private made fun of an army combat veteran!
Steve: Why?
Joe: He thought he was hardcore because he graduated from bootcamp!
Steve: ROFLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLERCOASTER what a faggot!
Faggot: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
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Sluts, Man whores, Drugs, STD's, Sunrise, Drugs, Alcoholics, and nothing to do...
Marine City sucks, lets go to St. Clair.
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The normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.
Hey Chad, look at the whale over there?
Looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.
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So you’re doing this chick from behind. She doesn’t know it, but you’re holding a handful of clam chowder. Just as you’re about to come, you pull out. But instead of coming on her back, you fool her by throwing the handful of clam chowder on her back instead. Then when she turns around, you jizz on her face.
Jill was shocked when her birthday surprise from Tim turned out to be an Ancient Mariner.
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1. A person that joined the marines for the wrong reasons.
2. Someone that enlists to have sex with others in the military.
3. A Canadian that will fuck his way through for full U.S. citizenship. Usually has boners for Superman.
I'm going to join the Fucking Marines whether you like it or not, dad.
I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.
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The fewer the prouder. Don't call us FM's or WM's or fuckin BAM 'cause that shit isn't right. We are Marine's just the same.
Every Marine a rifle man! Semper Fi!
Hey look at that BAM/FM/WM over there.
Who? That Female Marine?
Oh shoot I think she heard us!
:::CRRRUUNNCH!:::
::::nuts get cracked!::::
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An uncommon sex act described as follows. "An Ancient Mariner begins when you're having doggie style sex which culminates in an ejaculatory climax onto your partner's back. When she (or he) turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, you throw a bowl of clam chowder in their face." Also known as "The Reverse Houdini"
I could not give Jill an Ancient Mariner because she's allergic to Clam Chowder.
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