mental stability

something that i dont have

retard 1: have seen mental stability in this school?
retard 1: yea me neither
retard 2: ok

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mental cry

the act of crying on the inside as a result of being nervous, scared, or excited.

How would you feel if people were to throw you a surprise birthday party?

Semi scared. Probably mental cry! I don't celebrate my birthdays!

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Mental orgasm

When you suddenly remember a song you forgot the name of.

I forgot the name of that song but when I finally remembered I had a mental orgasm

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mental jerky

1. an idea that takes a long time to understand.
2. a concept that takes a long time for market acceptance.

1. calculus was some real mental jerky.
2 that smart payment plan was some mental jerky but now i'm saving lots of money.
3. anything written by robert anton wilson

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Mental breakdown

what I'm having right now

hey guess what
I'm having a mental breakdown lol

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mentally cummed

When you have been sufficienly and generously satisfied mentally. It is the zenith of mental pleasure, espcially amongst intellectuals or it can be just some funny comment or remark said or written so well that it can can make the recipients of the remark or comment say "Well that made my day"

"Man that book by Jose was so eloquent and so fantastic, it was quite stimulating and fantastic...I am mentally cummed"

"Our math teacher mentally cummed himself when he found a type in your SAT workbook"

"Network TV mentally cums on America everyday"

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Mental Swag

Being on a higher mental and intellectual level than everybody around you

Einstein walks into a room and after an hour long conversation everybody in the room conforms to his beliefs and has ultimate respect for him demonstrating his superior mental swag

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