Fucking mental

1.Thinking ur m8s owe u sumtin when they dont and u assault them even their own dad

2.Just being a general fucking space cadet trying to burn stuff while picking ur nose with a can of special brew

3.When u go to sum1s house invited offcourse and smash the fucking place 2 bits and think its cool to fone the next day and ask wots the crack today coz i dont work and have fuck all too do as usaul

4.When u cant admit you should be on medication and theres a history of scizo and runs in the immediate family

(fucking mental)
Just bein a general prick and running about with a sword and chopping at arms and legs

Mental taking a 6 pack a fishing rod to a stand off thats mental

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Mental orgasm

When you suddenly remember a song you forgot the name of.

I forgot the name of that song but when I finally remembered I had a mental orgasm

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mental cry

the act of crying on the inside as a result of being nervous, scared, or excited.

How would you feel if people were to throw you a surprise birthday party?

Semi scared. Probably mental cry! I don't celebrate my birthdays!

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Mental breakdown

what I'm having right now

hey guess what
I'm having a mental breakdown lol

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mental jerky

1. an idea that takes a long time to understand.
2. a concept that takes a long time for market acceptance.

1. calculus was some real mental jerky.
2 that smart payment plan was some mental jerky but now i'm saving lots of money.
3. anything written by robert anton wilson

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mentally cummed

When you have been sufficienly and generously satisfied mentally. It is the zenith of mental pleasure, espcially amongst intellectuals or it can be just some funny comment or remark said or written so well that it can can make the recipients of the remark or comment say "Well that made my day"

"Man that book by Jose was so eloquent and so fantastic, it was quite stimulating and fantastic...I am mentally cummed"

"Our math teacher mentally cummed himself when he found a type in your SAT workbook"

"Network TV mentally cums on America everyday"

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Mental switchboard

A rock band. Contains a drummer, lead, bassist, vocalist. They sing covers e.x Smells like teen spirit, holiday, mamakin. Also they have written a bunch of songs. Their most popular one is 'down n out'. Many people look up to them as idols and look forward to seeing them play again. i wish I could say the same for the rest. There attire is black band t-shirts. Hopefully you will be able to hear them because once you hear them you will be addicted.

"That Mental Switchboard show was the best!"

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