A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
You use this sentence when your friends talk about their drama, you obviously don’t know what to say so you just say “that’s messed up”
Person 1: my mom and my dad got into an argument and now they’re getting divorced.
Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.
Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together
Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up
A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.
Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.
Person B: I did.
Person A: What did you drink?
Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
Firework can cause loads of damage to hands
Don't go to aldi as you'll be in a firework mess
When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere