A fucking fatass ugly bastard that can't do any physical activities.
Imagine being a Ming Feng...
The unpleasantries found around the vagina.
That birds fanny was rough! so many minge dingles!
what you affectionately call one of your best girlfriends when she’s being a cunt but you decide not to
Drop the c bomb
Don’t be a minge biscuit mate
Scampi Minge is an extremely pungent smelling gash, axe wound, minge, foo foo, vajayjay, snatch etc...
Apologies there's no way I can go down on you tonight you have a serious case of scampi minge
When one does not want to wash her minge because she's having a lazy day and wants to sit on her big fat fanny all day, festering.
Can't be arsed washin' it today, I'm havin' a minge strike day. Will ya still lick me out? ... when you've finished get me a bag ov chips from chippy cocker"
Something with a particularly difficult or troublesome mode of entry.
Gentlemen, make no mistake, The Castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it will be like getting into Barbie’s minge.