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Mountain Lakes is a town in New Jersey. If you don't live there, you would not know how: We DO NOT smoke a lot, nor do we drink, we DO have good diversity, we DO NOT have a large amount of bullying, we DO NOT have drug games such as "beruit," we WORK HARD for our good sports, I DO NOT play lacrosse and I'm pretty popular in school, and so on. Our high school is exceptional. If you don't live there, then don't make up false lies and rumors about what happens here.
Guy 1: Hey, my name is Bob and I'm from Mountain Lakes.
Guy 2: You must be pretty snotty.
Guy 1: Have you ever lived there? Because news papers CAN lie, you shouldn't trust them all the time.
Guy 2: Erm... No.
Guy 1: Precisely.
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This is when you are not looking forward to something which would ordinarily be awesome or fun, because something terrible or incredibly boring happens directly before it. For example, finals and summer break. One would ordinarily be excited about summer break, however one can't feel the excitement, because they are more stressed over having to climb the mountain (taking finals).
Summer break is right around the corner, but I'm not looking forward to it because of finals. Damn mountain effect.
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A dirndl-clad inbred native of the high Austrian alps.
Do you think that if Claudia Schiffer eats any more, she'll become mountain woman?
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N. A remote village on a grassy mound in the gold coast hinterland (Australia) with a population of about 350, half of which are old and senile, the other have just been freshly squeezed from their mother. Regarded as a 'hole' by much of the youth of the Gold Coast, but far more evolved/developed/human than that of its neighbours, Canungra and Beaudesert (which by comparison make 'tambo' seem like a sprawling metropolis).
1: 'Hello, i'm from the Gold Coast'
2: 'Oh cool, i'm from tambo (Tamborine Mountain)!'
1: 'Oh...' *1 walks away*
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Scary logo from Paramount used from 1975-87. The music was composed by Lalo Schifrin from 1975-76 & 1978-87 & by Jerry Goldsmith from 1976-78.
The Blue Mountain is at the end of Happy Days.
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Many people think that man made mountain dew, what they don't realize is mountain dew made man.
I just drank a mountain dew...I think I just ejaculated in my pants.
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