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When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.
I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((
A skateboard group, that is made up of some of the gnarliest heshers around, they entered in The Berrics Younited Nations contest but lost to D.R.E.A.M but still are the craziest skaters out there! HESH 4LIFE
(i.e. some of the gnarliest skaters around)
Hesh Muffins are heshers for life
This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.
me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!
The female equivelent to TEABAGGING
A man rubs himself on someone laying down, this is what the female does, this is Muffin Bombing
the classier way of saying eating out.
also seen as nomming on the muff or nom nomming on the muff(in).
Doe: I am extraordinarily hungry today.
Phosie: I'm not. I just ate a jar of pickles.
Brown: I know someone who isn't hungry.
Doe: Who could that be?
Phosie: Yeah, who?
Brown: Well Taco of course. He's been nomming on the muffin all night long.
Young, round, plump ass cheeks. The shape resembles freshly baked muffins.
-Mmm, those muffin buns sure look tasty!
A turd muffin is the act of being, stupid, commonly reffered to as dumb, retarded.
Dude, stop being a turd muffin.