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When a man, after engaging in anal destruction, proceeds to "paints" a mustache on the face of his sexual partner.
Oh dude, I gave that bitch a Bob Ross Mustache! She's got a happy little mustache now!
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In relation to Canada's History, the Maple Leaf Mustache involves the act of a man masturbating with maple syrup in a heavily wooded area while wearing a Canadian Flag draped over his shoulders as to cover his anal area, then at the point of ejaculation, grabbing the nearest woodland animal (preferably a large one like a mountain lion, black bear or deer)then firing a rocket load on the stunned animals lips, smear it in with the head of the penis and shout in exhausted ecstacy "Fuck me with a Molson bottle!!!"
Dean asked if his friend at Staples if he was able to pull off the Maple Leaf Mustache. His buddy told him that he got about 70% of it complete, but the chipmunk almost took off the helmet with one ferocious bite.
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A mustache, usually grown by a man, that contains only a few long hairs. These are typical seen on Asians or white trash. The mustache is seemingly "scared" to grow out fully.
Look at that fucking Asian and his Chicken Shit Mustache!
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A series of embarassing and discusting things that you must go through in order to be inducted into the Mustache Mafia.
Ewww... you have to do the Mustache Mafia Initiation. Good Luck with that!!
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A mustache from the 1970's to the 1980's.
My uncle had serial killer mustache, maybe that's why he went to jail.
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when a man eats out a woman when she is on her period and gets blood on his upper lip
when mike was eating out alaina he came up with a kool-aid mustache.
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: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)
The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.
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