I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!
When you jerk off but piss before cumming
I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her
When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale
Yoboi Mustard is a sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California he’s a future legend in the rap game he’s nothing but a Pure Gasser,A Goat in his city,His music is pure gold and hard.Real Artist.
Yo You listen to Yoboi Mustard?
Yoboi Mustard music is fire
Yoboi Mustard is goated
Being from ledbury and having a minge like Coleman's mustard
I thought I'd become a taxi driver bit then got assaulted and now I can only smell mustard, at least I haven't got covid, god bless mustard minge