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1) A politically correct term for "Fag Hag," also known as the gay's best friend.
2) One, usually a human of the female gender, who attracts the attention of men of homosexual orientation.
3) A gay man's Bitch
Grace and Karen, from 'WIll and Grace,' are the two most celebrated FRUIT FLYS; each has her own gay with whom she may gossip and expiriment.
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To fruit smuggle: to wrangle the trouser trouts by hand.
Fruit Smugglers use both hands and both feet! 1. No green card Mr. Gonzalez?!?... Here let me clean that sweaty brown cock of your's with my tongue! 2. Peeling back the turtleneck. 3. Hunting down a Fruit of the Loom shroom. 4. To peel one's banana for the sole purpose of extracting one's savory sea monkey sauce. 5. Milking his baby batter protein healthy goodness. 6. Pumping, sucking and slurping for hot man gravy. 7. Polishing someone's pungent poopstick pogo pole. 8. Giving CPR to the Supersoaker Sperm Drencher2000. 9. Pacifying the throat with one's turd churner. 10. Nibbling the farm worker's foreskin on lunch break in the greenhouse. 11. Going Vegan and having a severe protein attack, and as a result pulling down someone's boxer shorts for a midnight snack. 12. Scrubbing your throat hard with a 8'3" basketball player's dripping wet hot & sweaty & smelly chocolate log. 13. Tasting your friend's girlfriend's butthole from the night before and saying to yourself "oh yes! please! More! Mmmmm". 14. Getting your chin tickled with cum-filled nutsack. 15. Laughing so hard you shoot cum out your nose, from what you just did a few mintutes ago in a roadside restroom. 16. Having a dinner date point out that you forgot you wipe the toothpaste from your lip (oops! I did it again! Roadside Restrooms! on the way to the restaraunt!) etc. etc. etc. etc. etc....
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When several different guys wear flavored condoms and stand in a circle whilst a girl goes around sucking each of their dicks.
Guy1: Dude what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Me and a couple of other guys stood in a circle and wore flavored condoms whilst Kayla went around sucking our dicks,Its called a fruit salad
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noun A wholly vacant person. See also fuckwit
She's lost the plot, a total fruit loop
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A sexy girl with really nice pussy and gives good head, and is bat shit crazy with a psychotic family.
Guy 1: yo I'm abouta hook up with Amaya later at that party
Guy 2: na yo stay away from her she's The forbidden fruit
Guy 1: wdym
Guy 2: her ex boyfriend broke up with her and her father put a bullet in his head
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Someone who is flamboyantly gay and makes you want to punt small animals over fences
Me: man that dude over there is such a fruit box
Friend: I just wana kick a small animal right now!
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a person who felt that skateboarding didnt look like a big enough challenge, so they took up a sport where they could go higher, faster, longer, bigger, and just all around more dangerous than any skateboarder ever will.
quick question, what skateboarder ever grinded a stair rail with over 15 kinks, or one that went approx. 666 feet long.
answer: no one, but chris farmer grinded (top soul) the kink, and chris haffey grinded the handicap (frontside)
All fruitbooters are also badass.
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