cabana boy

a little boy who is a joe who lives in the carabian working in a bar serving malabu.

see monley island 3

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smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

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stubbie

A glass beer bottle, typically containing 375mL of delicious, cold, frosty amber fluid... ahhhh :P

hey pass us another stubbie mate

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fruit loop

noun A wholly vacant person. See also fuckwit

She's lost the plot, a total fruit loop

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tinnie

a 375mL aluminium beer can

pass us another tinnie mate, i'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger

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tinnie

8 foot aluminium boat

we went out fishing in the tinnie last weekend and sunk a couple of cartons of piss

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nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

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