The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.
I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.
An anal creampie, i.e., the results of ejaculating in the anus after anal intercourse.
I'd love to give Coco a brownie pie, but Ice-T might cut my balls off.
To stand someone up, to give up on plans.
I was going to meet Liam for dinner, but he pied out on me.
I'm too tired to go anywhere. I am going to have to pie out and go home.
An almond pie disguised as a pecan pie. Typically made when one has allergies to pecans .
Omg this pecalmond pie is soooooooooooooo goood!
A person who is in a serious relationship and continues to flirt, kiss, hang off of, or have sex with other people. Often several at the same time. This comes from the not so common phrase of someone "putting their thumbs in more then one pie."
The pie thumber would always make out with several other boys even though she had a fiance.
When a guy or a girl eats out a female's hairy vagina. this can voluntary or involuntary.
Minerva: Im going to give you a mufffle pie whether you like it or not.
Alex: I had some of her muffle pie last night. ;D