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Most ticklish ginormous, and gargantious motherfuckers on this planet, in the solar system, in our galaxy, in our milkyway, and especially, on this side of the Mississippi. These existing figures that we call ears are the biggest most pergananant beings on the face of the same planet i breathe on
Man I got a real Jared's Ears on my balls
A dumbass that fucks everything up. Lovable but dumber than rocks. Liar. Rapist. Broke.
I’m so glad I’m not Jared white
This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.
“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”
“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC “
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Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.
A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.
“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.
He's such a Jared Mojarro, he's HUGE!
He seems a little Jared Mojarro, a little pep in his step!