towel snapping

Any kind of stereotypically male banter or sparring, verbal or otherwise; from the habit of boys in high schoo locker rooms snapping towels at each others' butts.

I used to watch the political towel-snapping on "The McLaughlin Group."

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Shawty Snap

First used in "Buy You A Drink" by T-Pain, a shawty snap is similar to a ginger snap in that it is a tasty cookie. However, it distinguishes itself by also wearing a thong and having a taste for champagne.

Shawty Snap (Yeah)
T-Pain
Damn
Shawty Snap
Young Joc (Shawty)

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Douche Snap

A weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. It makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: “Sketch, balls, Q’doba.” The primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action at the most random, fucking nonsensical, absurd times and locations, it's like it is a nervous twitch or some shit!

*Snap, snap, "Sketchhh, balls, Q'doba"

Goddamn it, Mike is doing the douche snap again.

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SNAP TRAP

A place to 'snap' a turd off in. Aka toilet or shitter.

Which snap trap did you just use?
The one up the back.
Roger said not to use that one to shit in.

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Snap Attack

The new gangsta way to snap ones fingers involving, but not limited to, hitting your thumb against one or more of your fingers so that a sound resembling a loud snap occurs.

Associated with OH SNAP in the sense of playfulness and congratulatory measures.

1. After he emerged from the bedroom, it was evident he had intercourse with Cindy. Everyone erupted into a snap attack.

2. As he smacked the ho, George's friend broke into a snap attack.

3. With spilled chocolate milk in his lap, Jeffrey's friends laughed in conjunction with a snap attack.

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bean snapping

The art of positioning one's penis into a vagina repeatedly, in an in-and-out motion, until the beans explode from the pod. The explosion of the beans is the snapping.

"I can't come over right now. I'm getting my bean snapped! I'm basically doing some bean snapping."

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Oh snap!

An expression meaning that one has been surprised by what has just occured. It is similar to saying "wow" or "holy crap" but implies a more laid back manner.

"So did you see the new... OH SNAP! A guy just ran buy with a katana!"

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