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when your drunken roommate and his friends wake you up by cooking food and banging pots when they come home from a long night.
I was sound asleep till these pot bangers should up at 3 a.m.
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A receptical of small miscellaneous items, added too at random, with the intention of sorting out the contents at a point in the future.
Such as a mug or small tupperware, containing loose keys, dice, bits of lego, boiled sweets, washers, old memory cards etc.
Typically, an item in a shit pot was/is deemed to important to throw away, but not important enough to return to its rightful place immediately. However, in my experience the contents of a shit pot are often eventually branded rubbish and thrown away once an extended period of time has elapsed.
"Do you need anything from this shit pot here on the kitchen windowsill? Because i'm sick of the sight of it and about to tip it in the bin!"
"No, carry on"
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Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.
Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!
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The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.
I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.
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The three saddest words in the herban dictionary.
Liz:Pack another bowl, Ruby!
Ruby:No more pot.
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A pot hocket is when you forcefully insert your dog into your blender and then set your blender on fire, while chanting "POT HOCKET" loudly. Also a form of soup.
Man, did you hear? Jimmy pot hocketed his dog.
Belinda set about preparing her kitchen for pot hocket.
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When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.
Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.
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