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When it is so hot outside that a girl can cook a ham in her pants... like a crock pot could.
It's so hot outside I feel like a crotch pot! I could cook a ham in my pants!
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n. - a girl that has a very loose vagina
Hey Tim, that girl I had over last night was a total crotch-pot! It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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When smoking a lot of weed and getting a blow job right afterwards.
Bob: Hey Bill what did you do last night.
Bill: OOH me and the misses were cooking something in the good`ol crotch pot.
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When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.
It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!
The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.
Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.
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